Breastfeeding Translations

Breastfeeding Translations

Breatfeeding is awesome, amazing, sometimes painful, and hella messy!

Leaky Boobs=

Water Guns. I’m still surprised at how far milk can shoot. There’s nothing to prove you’re hot mess mom more than to forget nursing pads & leaking through your light colored shirt. (Home girls… black and navy tops are were it’s at.)

Engorgement=

Boob Boner… Seriously, I’m not sure how else to explain that.

Pumping=

Oh, Hey Dairy Queen. Seriously never felt more like a cow in my life. The sound of the pump doesn’t help that either.

Nursing Top=

At first this means actual shirts meant for nursing … But then it really just turns into anything you can whip your boob out while wearing… then you reach the ‘what the hell is a shirt’ phase.

Nursing Cover=

The act of those covering their eyes when they become offended by the sight of a child eating. #sorrynotsorry

Let down=

Flood gates… sometimes this means a milk shower for the baby!